Own3d!: August 30, 2005

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The wild world of Own3d!!! is back. This week, I’m starting off the third season of my insanely popular image posting series. This season, the images are taken to a new extreme. Let me first explain the things that I saw when looking for images this time.

PORN EVERYWHERE. I’ve never had a problem looking for Own3d images that do not contain pornagraphy. Today, that was a different story. I came across lesbians, “cum” images, a woman with a penis…it was absolutely sickening, some of the things that I found were odd. Through all of that, though, I managed to find 5 lucky winners of this week’s post. Here they are, for the first time of the fall season, your Top 5 Own3d! images of the week:

Ah yes…this small little kitten is jumping into a land mine. Definitely worth the Ownage. This reminds me of the time that my dog tried to get under our neighbor’s electric fence. The end result was funny. He never went near the fence again.


Wow, some animated Ownage. That’s a new one. In this picture, because it’s cruel to do this to someone in real life, the guy in white is knocking a man in a wheelchair down the stairs. That’s hilarious. Looks like it came out of a comic book. Then you have the traditional “lol” in it.

This one wasn’t as funny as the other ones, but, it had Own3d written all over it. HA. Get it? No? Yeah, it was a bad joke. Sorry.

Ah, yes, the all time classic kid going forwards on his bicycle. This reminds me of once in The River, I was leaving the mall, and some older dude on a bike went forward…it was definitely hilarious. Yes, I laughed at him, but, before he had the chance to look. Then I opened my window and asked if he was okay. Yeah, there really is a nice side to me afterall!

This one is probably the funniest one to me of the night. It’s a man with a paper bag on his head with the expression that just screams out, “HEY! The top of my bag is on fire!” This would be very logical, since…the top of his bag is on fire. Good quality ownage, and probably the best one that I’ve posted in a while.

Okay, well, that’s all for this edition of Own3d! It’s good to have this post back, and it’s only one of the many returning to the blog’s original lineup. Late Night Bloggin’ is coming back this Saturday night, and eBay Hunter is moving to The Untitled Blog tomorrow night, and The Freakin’ Sweet is resuming its reign, and I’ve got a lot of other new stuff to come! Oy! I’m going to go work on the script for tomorrow’s recording of “that one podcast,” my new podcast (duh). That first podcast will be available on Thursday, and every Thursday from now on. You’ll definitely want to be interested in listening to this week’s podcast, because I’m going to read a selection from HOLY APPLIANCES: Judgment Day. Excited? You better be. You should be. I am. It’s going to be the most action-packed installment, possibly up to 6,000 words total.

Out.


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