OWN3D!: 09/28/05

28Sep05

Welcome back to Own3d! It’s been a while, mainly due to my laziness and interest in other things, but, I am back to give you the Own3d treatment you deserve.

From now on, all of my Own3d! images come from http://www.owned.com, one of my Sweet Sites (it’s going to be added very soon). I’m going to post the ones for the week that I like the most, and then hopefully it’ll work. By the way, a disclaimer, all in bold letters. THIS AND ALL FURTHER EDITIONS OF OWN3D! ARE RATED “R” FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT, INVOLVING SEVERE DRUNKNESS, NASTY, SHITTY BUTTCRACKS, AND MORE DRUNKEN ACTIONS. PLEASE USE DISCRETION WHEN VIEWING THIS WEBSITE WHENEVER THERE IS A NEW OWN3D! POST. THANK YOU—MANAGEMENT.

Alright, here are 6 brand new images for you all.

Nothing like good quality drunk people to start off another week of Ownage. He looks like he’s had enough…but, I think he’s just getting started. Damn, he can’t even keep his own head up! It makes you wonder…what would happen if this happened to you? I know I’m going to be more careful about my alcohol intake (which is presently at 0% anyway).


There’s been an accident…calm down…looks like he flipped that bitch good…makes you wonder…what would happen if that happened to you? I know I’m going to be more careful about driving.

This is NOT a scene from Team America, as I at first thought it was. This is just funny though. Makes you think…what would happen if this happened to you? I know I’m going to be more careful about my…wait…I guess maybe repeating myself after every image probably isn’t a good idea.


This, by far, is the NASTIEST picture I have EVER done in OWN3D! history…a fatman’s butt crack…covered in shit. Sorry…but, it makes you wonder…what would happen if this was in your face? I’d probably cover myself in gasoline and light a match, Family Guy style. I know I’m going to be more careful when I play Twister from now on (the board game, not that horrible, pointless movie).

This is a biking accident. It’s funny because I said it is. That’s all I have on that one.

And, to end things off for this week, more drunken actions…warning, don’t ever let this happen to you, and then have pictures taken of it…it’s probably really embarrassing.

And that’s all for this week’s Own3d! Tomorrow, I’m coming back with a picture of a squirrel. That One Guy, Owned.


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